THE FUGITIVE FLOWER
BOLO: Be On The Look Out
LAST SEEN heading South possibly in a blacked out jacked up 2017 Ford F-250 after passing out hundred dollar bills like penny candy at local homeless shelters and community centers. Suspect FLOWER'S is wanted for causing a sixteen mile traffic standstill after lifting the lid on one of the giant two blue igloo coolers and letting brand new hundred dollar bills blow out for a file mile streak along Interstate 90. Portions of the interstate were closed for three days removing abandoned vehicles. Authorities haven't identified a particular statute to charge SUSPECT FLOWER'S with but he's believed to in a "lot of trouble."
See The Fugitive Flower by Mark Anthony Given