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Split Deposit an Original Screenplay by Mark Anthony Given

Wouldn't be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?         ________________________________________

 Split Deposit where the customer presenting an endorsed check receives part of the amount being deposited in cash. Split deposits are a major source of teller errors and potential fraud in customer statements. -ABA _______________________________________

From a typical mid-afternoon workday we focus on the drive up teller area, then a particular car, we see Mark in a luxury automobile with expensive suit and tie, haircut, stuffing five to seven checks into the teller tube and close the lid after throwing the pen in with it. We hear the bank automated vacuum carrier as Mark close the window, adjust the radio and the air conditioner then sits back and as the classical music plays awhile and then  SWOOSH…..stop! Mark is seen rolling down the window, he removes the container turning the lid and dumping the 10 one hundred dollar bills into a leathe…
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -George Orwell ______________________
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Behind every great fortune lies a great crime. -Honore de Balza

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            LAST SEEN heading South possibly in a blacked out jacked up 2017 Ford F-250 after passing out hundred dollar bills like penny candy at local homeless shelters and community centers.  Suspect FLOWER'S is wanted for causing a sixteen-mile traffic standstill after lifting the lid on one of the giant two blue igloo coolers and letting brand new hundred dollar bills blow out for a file mile streak along Interstate 90.  Portions of the interstate were closed for three days removing abandoned vehicles.  Authorities haven't identified a particular statute to charge SUSPECT FLOWER'S with but he's believed to in a "lot of trouble."
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Celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -H. L. Mencke ______________
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